Saturday, August 19, 2006

Attic Treasures #4

With Barbie out of town for the weekend,
Malibu Ken went on the down low.
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"Bro," he said, "I'm on the Down Low."
"Dude," I said, "You're white. You can't be on the Down Low!"
"Bro," he said. "All kinds of white people are saying they're on the Down Low now."
"That's ridiculous," I protested. "Why don't you just say you're in the closet?"
"Because the closet sounds stupid," he said.

7 comments:

Love4CG said...

its so sad that see this after driving around with my girlfreind all day her blasting Aqua -Im a barbie girl. annoying toys.

PARLANCHEQ said...

Life in plastic, it's fantastic... or so the song goes.

Vive42 said...

ewwww. its 2 BOY dolls playing footsie and holding hands and stuff. i really should report this blog for disgusting pornographic content.

oss said...

Hehe. That pic is sooo 70's. :)

PARLANCHEQ said...

Vive42: Don't fret, this is as risqué as it gets. Turns out that Malibu Ken and friend are not very well equipped.

Oss: Yep, scary that this was once haute fashion, no? Although guys in polyester leisure suits... Now that's hot!

Mulysa said...

i burst out laughing even before i read your post!

your killing me!

ah, i needed a good laugh...

PARLANCHEQ said...

Mulysa: Yep, there have been rumors about Ken's sexuality for years - now confirmed. ;)