Friday, October 27, 2006

Where Did the Hoes Go?

Back in the day Times Square in New York Ciy was the place to go for hoes. Yet today I went there and didn't see a single hoe. What a disappointment because that would have made for interesting blog fodder. Instead you'll have to make do with my touristy shots of a sanitized Times Square in all its commercialized neon glory.





10 comments:

Kirsten said...

No more hoes in Times Square. You have to check out the Port Authority bus station for that.

Just a tip from my uncles, who grew up in the shadow of the city.

Crankster said...

It's so...clean. Yuck.

Meloncutter said...

I think all the NYC hoes moved to Atlanta. YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

I got some gardening to do.... goin Hoein!


Later Y'all

abbagirl74 said...

I absolutely love the pictures. I plan on visiting NY next year. I want to see Mamma Mia on Broadway. Can't wait! You seem to be having a wonderful time. Wish we could all be there.

Blondie said...

It looks very overstimulating to me. I might need a pill or something if I visited. But your photos are amazing!--take more!

CP said...

Lord, People! It's HO! Hoe is a garden tool and there is no need for those in NYC. *L* All the ho's retired and are living quiet lives as desperate housewives out in Long Island now.

Not that I would know....

CP.

PARLANCHEQ said...

Kirsten: Thanks for the tip. I'll send anyone who's looking to the Port Authority bus station. ;)

Crankster: Yes, clean and jam packed with tourists from Middle America.

Meloncutter: Makes sense actually because standing on the street corner in the winter is so much nicer in Atlanta than in NYC.

Abbagirl74: Yep, Lots of fun...on the cleap, too, since I get as much of a kick watching the zany folks outside the theater as from actually going to see a play in the theater Hope you have a good trip when you go. :)

Blondie: Wow, thanks. I usually think my photos turn out like crap, but now I am encouraged...

CP: Oops! That one was my fault. (Damn spell check for not being able to read my mind.) But for the record, there was nary a ho nor a hoe to be found in Times Square at the time of my visit. Nor were there any prostitutes, hookers, trowels or shovels.

Pepper said...

HO.... you can find them near the Joliet Prison in IL. I accidently got lost, ended up there and my, at that time, 11 year old daughter stuck half her body out the car window and yelled "Hey mom are those whores, get the camera." I made a fast exit.

austere said...

lovely photos. just lovely.

the comments had me trying to keep a straight face in a pindrop quiet office.

PARLANCHEQ said...

Pepper: Kids really do say the darndest things. Too funny!

Austere: Thanks. Glad you like the photos.