Wednesday, October 25, 2006

White Dress White Lie

Brides to be, fret no more if you were not completely honest with your fiancé about saving yourself for marriage. Wear that white dress without shame! Your secret will be safe with this:

Touched for the Very First Time
"Contracting lube for a tight, wet feeling every time"
Strawberry Scented!

7 comments:

Michael C said...

I don't know where to begin. Hopefully it's never confused for lip gloss or ice cream toppings!

ShadowFalcon said...

I think I'm going to be sick...

Starrlight said...

Holy Marketing Bonanza! The mind gets dizzy thinking of the products geared towards males that this genious could come up with.

Seriously, I spit coffee on my keyboard, kthx :P

Trisha said...

So authentic! What with the strawberry scent and all.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I think I'm most surprised at the idea that there might be somebody saving herself for marriage.

This changes everything.

Crankster said...

My wife and I recently went to just such a wedding. It was a little creepy.

BTW, how do they fit a virgin into that little tiny bottle?

PARLANCHEQ said...

Michael C: Uh-oh. No telling what it might be confused for in the heat of the moment.

Shadow Falcon: So I take it you're not buying some as a gift for the next bridal shower you attend?

Starlight: Stud in a bottle perhaps?

Trisha: Yes, who knew that virgins smelled like strawberries?

Hearts in San Francisco: I think there are 3 people in Utah who are. ;)

Craknster: A wedding where the bride needed Liquid Virgin? Did she whip it out during the ceremony? That would be weird.