Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Designed for Quick Humps

What a disappointment to learn that this product...

is meant for this kind of woody thruster...


Who the hell wants to have sex with a surf board?

15 comments:

mist1 said...

I discovered sex wax in 6th grade. We thought we were on to something really important. So disappointing. Not knowing what to do with it, we chewed it.

Kevin said...

When I was 12, I thought that Sex Wax was something that a guy rubbed all over his erection and all over her hoo-hoo-dilly to cut down on the friction in order to make the whole thing easier.

ShadowFalcon said...

Wait don't mock the sex wax, sew wax is good...you mean its for a surf board? duh!

Mike said...

I must live in a bucket, this is the first time I ever heard of it lol.

Starrlight said...

Let me introduce you to my Ex husband. The surf board is lookin good, trust me.

Lee said...

well, at least it won't ask for your number. ;)

Blondie said...

I was going to say--what's wrong with having sex with a surfboard? [*been single too long*]

eddyquette said...

"It's in the way that you use it", as the pop song used to go...

slaghammer said...

This only confirms that I live way too far from the ocean.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I first saw it in a surfboard shop in San Diego. I was charmed. I sent a can to my husband's elderly aunt, who was quite a pisser.

She didn't know what to do with it, but appreciated the thought.

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