Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Bringing Sexy Back

According to news reports, men are flocking to Bulgaria from all over just to get their hands on a type of beer made there called Boza, all because it reportedly causes breast enlargement. Apparently man boobs are now in style.

I'll let you in on a little secret, guys, in case you can't afford a trip to Bulgaria just to fetch some Boza beer; you can probably achieve the same result from just about any type of beer. The key is to consume it in excessive quantities, preferably while sitting on the couch watching professional sports for hours on end.

Alternately, you can whip up your own batch of Boza at home. This recipe has been tested in some of the finer correction facilities of the world and is known to produce a potent brew every time.

All you need is two cups each of bulgur wheat, water and sugar. Soak the bulgur overnight in water. The following day add two cups of water and cook it over a medium heat. Pass through a wire sieve, and then stir in two cups of sugar. Leave to ferment for three days, and when bubbles form on the surface your boza is ready. (Boza facts and recipe)

With any luck we'll see you here soon.


Nina said...

It so unfair to see man boobs bigger than my own.

ShadowFalcon said...

I read about this, your boobs will get better but what about the beer belly?

thethinker said...

I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted.

heartinsanfrancisco said...


I don't get it. Boobs with long, dark hairs on them -- priceless.

Dave said...

I don't care WHAT the popular fad is ... I am gonna stay away from that Boza!! :-)

Mairin Verthandi said...

He needs a manziere.