Sunday, March 18, 2007

The C-Word

These c-words all pertain to everyone's favorite c-word. Can you guess what it is?

~ Care and Cleaning ~

Hot Pink how-to book, $24.99
~ Crazy ~

Brazilian Wax hair removal and self-torture kit, $49.95
~ Coif ~

Kitty Pretties self-adhesive intimate jewelry, $9.99
~ Color ~

Betty Beauty color for the hair down there, $20
~ Conceal ~

Pube panties showing what might have been, $? (sold out)
~ Contour ~

Pubic Stencils including an arrow for stupid men, $9.99
~ Couture ~

Stefane Monzone Pube Hair Fashions, priceless but NSFW
~ Cover ~

Flashlight Merkin in case you lose your way in the dark, $45
~ Cut ~

Jenna's Hot Trimmer because porn stars know about these things, $24.99
If you guessed...

you're wrong. Everyone's favorite c-word is Consumerism. Goodness only knows how people even had sex before women could buy all these products to help spruce up their c-word regions.


ShadowFalcon said...

NOOOOOOOOOOO don't say it!!! I know it should but that word always makes me cringe...I know I'm so repressed

heartinsanfrancisco said...

The pube hair peacock feathers (dreadlocks? poison arrows? porcupine quills?) looks really scary. And how do you tuck those things into your skinny jeans?

Peg said...

Oh, I've got to get me a fuzzy pink flashlight merkin! Perhaps that's to help the ladies to find their man's er... johnson, when he's less endowed?? But handy! No turning on the lights to make your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night (so that you can stencil-wax yourself, and the significant other will never know that it doesn't grow that way naturally!!)