Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Dirt on Obama

As first reported on the front page of the March 7th edition of the tiny, little weekly freebie newspaper, The Somerville [MA] News...

Yep, that's right, folks, Barack Obama has parked illegally. The horror! I am sure you will agree that the guy is not fit to be President of the US after such transgressions against society as parking in a bus stop area, parking on a residental street without a resident permit, and not feeding the parking meter. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I have never once received a parking ticket and am, therefore, uniquely qualified to be the next President. I hope I can count on your vote in the upcoming elections.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Honestly, parking tickets are the least of his problems.

With a racist, muslim, polygamist father, and, well, the fact that he only has 2 years of political experience--and, by the way, NO military experience whatsoever-- yet he somehow think he's wiser and more knowledgeable than our entire US Military, the Pentagon, our elected President, and the top US Military General.

What a joke.

The ONLY reason he was elected in the first place is because he's an anti-war, anti-bush figure. That's it. Bein' black ain't gonna get him in the white house.