Friday, May 04, 2007

Going to Jail: That's Hot

Forget Iraq, global warming and the 2008 presidential elections, today's most important bit of news - worthy of a CNN breaking news alert, even - was Paris Hilton being sentenced to 45 days in jail for getting caught driving on a suspended licence, a violation of her probation from an earlier DUI/reckless driving arrest.

Paris tried to tell the judge that, when she was ticketed for driving on a suspended licence in February, she didn't know her licence was suspended. The judge didn't buy her story. Probably has something to do with the fact that she was also stopped for driving on a suspended licence in January and was clearly advised at that time of her license suspension.

Considering that Paris probably has more than enough money to hire a personal driver to be at her beck and call 24/7, the fact that she was caught - twice! - driving with a suspended licence suggests she is either stupider than previously thought or she has a deal to film The Simple Life: Prison Bitch.

5 comments:

Michael C said...

At least we won't have to hear the name Paris Hilton for 45 days. We won't, will we??

Starrlight said...

Sorry Michael, I think we will be gettin daily cell updates on the bimbo.

Kilroy_60 said...

You make it difficult to not write comments on one post after another. Then on a few more after that! I became thankful you didn't have more posts on your front page. 8-)

I'm pleased to include you in the latest, greatest edition of A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Blogosphere. Hope you'll come have a look; I'm interested what you think.

Should you be interested, perhaps we can do a link exchange as well.

I look forward to come back to Massachusetts sometime sooner than later. Cape Cod must be one of the true great places on Earth!

Melissa said...

It's very uncharitable of me, but I must admit to a bit of "Aha! Suck it!" when I heard the news.

R2K said...

So owned...