Monday, June 25, 2007

Melts In Your Mouth

Probably melts other places you might stick it, too. I imagine, however, that a penis made of solid milk chocolate would be best suited for oral pleasure.*

If putting a dick, albeit a chocolate one, in your mouth isn't your thing, then perhaps you'd prefer to munch on this product.

*If it's other types of pleasure you're after then you need the vibrating rubber clone-a-willy kit. When they claimed the kit pops out a penis clone [warning: both the clones and real varieties pictured at this link], they weren't kidding. Wow! Not too sure about the candle clone-a-willy kit, though. Maybe it's some sort of BDSM-type thing?

1 comment:

Blondie said...

This just made my Friday. I'm laughing my ass off... Maybe I'll make a chocolate ass.