Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Gas We Pass

The average person farts at least 14 times per day. Assuming a standard workday of 8 hours, about 5 of those farts are bound to happen at the office. Given that big business is increasingly housing its masses in cube farms, the fart pad may soon join the mouse pad as standard issue for office workers.

"The Flat-D (Flatulence Deodorizer) Chair Pad is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair... When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart."

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