Sunday, September 23, 2007

Press Release

Heaven, September 23, 2007 -- God, Inc. announced it has named Gods Blessings for You as an authorized reseller of God's blessings. God, Inc. decided to outsource the delivery of routine blessings because of sporadic reports of lost and misdirected orders.

Customers of God., Inc. should rest assured that God's blessings will continue to be free. Gods Blessings for You will charge a minimal processing fee for the delivery of God's blessings.

God, Inc. is a worldwide leader in providing solutions to deal with the trials and tribulations of everyday life. By leveraging the expertise of a reseller for the delivery of holiday and special occasion blessings, God, Inc. is able to remain focused on its core competency - answering prayers - and assure customers a consistent and quality experience.

Gods Blessings for You uses modern technology to provide people with the comfort and support of receiving an emailed blessing from God. Because it is an authorized reseller of God's blessings, you can rest assured that Gods Blessings for You is the real deal and not some sort of a scam.

For more information, contact God, who art in Heaven, or Gods Blessings for You, who art in an anonymous post office box.

1 comment:

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Can I pay for this with metaphysical money?