Monday, October 01, 2007

Ratio Decidendi

News organizations across the globe today announced that Britney Spears was ordered to give up custody of her two kids to ex-hubby Kevin Federline, effective this Wednesday. Reported CNN: "It was not clear what led to Monday's decision awarding Federline full custody. A transcript of the court proceedings was ordered sealed."

Sources close to the case, however, say the judge based his decision on the only legal precedent that could possibly be applied to a custody case where the choices were Brit or K-Fed.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Least bad parent? Hard to know.
White trash loser? Druggy ho?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

1 comment:

heartinsanfrancisco said...

It's too bad the judge was not consulted before they decided to breed.