Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Fire Burn & Cauldron Bubble

Not getting as much delicious, steamy sex as you'd like? Not to worry. All you need to do is cast a spell...

I think the spells go something like this...

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
Bump and grind, only double.
Get many orgasms without trouble.

Or, come to think of it, maybe you are supposed to use tongue of human, not tongue of dog. Hmm... Perhaps it's best to leave it to the experts and purchase a sex spell rather than risk screwing up your chances at great sex.

As for the price difference, my guess is the spell for conjuring up delicious sex requires double the amount of tongue.

(On the off chance this is for real, let me add a disclaimer so no one gets mad and casts a no-good-sex-ever-again spell on me... This post is not intended to discourage you from paying to get delicious, steamy sex if you really feel you are that desperate.)

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