Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Super Mario to the Rescue

"If you are in a long distance relationship, you should try a Sinulator. It is a sex toy controlled over the Internet, wireless so she could be in her bedroom on the phone with you - and you could be controlling her toy. How fast it vibrates, and spins around etc... To you it looks like playing a video game!" ~Sinulator Testimonial

Oh, cool, a video game! Playing video games is even better than actually having sex with a real-live human, right guys?

(I was a bit dubious because the testimonials for this product come from people with names like 'Tania Wild' and 'Sexy Mercedes' but after watching the video demonstration I am, in fact, convinced this is the perfect gadget for sexually-challenged geeks and the women they pay to love them.)

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