Thursday, February 21, 2008

Heterosexual Questionnaire

Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible.

  1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
  2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?
  3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
  4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a fear of others of the same sex?
  5. If you have never slept with a member of your own sex, is it possible that you might be gay if you tried it?
  6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are so many mental patients heterosexual?
  7. Why do you heterosexual people try to seduce others into the heterosexual lifestyle?
  8. Why do you flaunt your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
  9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
  10. With all the societal support that marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexual people?
  11. Why are heterosexual people so promiscuous?
  12. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face, such as heartbreak, disease, and divorce?

Credits: Questionnaire devised by Martin Rochlin PhD, via Advocates for Youth

1 comment:

Mulysa said...

this is great...