Wednesday, February 13, 2008

So Pregnant She Could Pop

The Department of Homeland Insecurity and the FBI have issued warnings that, although there is no specific known threat at this time, terrorists may utilize female suicide bombers to stage attacks in the US and abroad. The agencies noted women may be selected as suicide bombers because women are generally granted easier access to targets than men. In addition female suicide bombers could masquerade as pregnant, thus easily hiding explosives.

It's so nice to see equality of the sexes is making inroads, even among terrorists. But do you suppose there's a male/female pay differential, or do women get the full 72 virgin payment?

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