Friday, October 17, 2008

Pink October '08 (#6)

Which is the best weapon against breast cancer?

A. Pepper spray
B. Knife
C. Gun
D. None of the above

The correct answer is D--None of the above. Early detection is the best weapon against breast cancer. A, B and C may be useful in dark alleys at night, however.

The fine print:

A. SABRE will donate an unspecified amount to the National Breast Cancer Foundation for each pink pepper spray sold.

Benchmade will donate 10% of wholesale profits from the pink Griptilian knife to the Breast Health Education Program at the Oregon Health and Science University Cancer Institute.

C. A
gun dealer sold $5 raffle tickets for a customized camo pink rifle to raise money for the American Cancer Society. (The winner was announced October 4th.)

More Pink October here.

1 comment:

heartinsanfrancisco said...

How bizarre. This goes way beyond Nancy Reagan's nice little ladylike pearl-handled revolver.

I saw a picture somewhere a while ago of a Barbie pink assault rifle, which I thought very charming, too.