Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Body Double

According to unnamed sources the US Secret Service, fearful that some whack job may seek infamy by attempting to assassinate incoming President Barak Obama, have lined up a number of Obama look-alikes to stand in for the President at public ceremonies. As seen below, the POTUS body doubles will be nearly indistinguishable from the real deal, assuring that would-be assassins are foiled in any attempt to harm to the new President.




Credit where credit is due: Pic first spied at Ajale Jalea [blog in Spanish]. Accompanying story contrived from my imagination.

Further investigation revealed the pic has been making the email rounds since December, though no one seems to know who the look-alike is. His nationality has been suggested to be Dominican, Salvadoran, Nicaraguan, Honduran, Panamanian and Ecuadorian [all links in Spanish]. The former seems most likely, given the newspaper shown is from the Dominican Republic, not that it matters because who can keep all those damn Spanish countries straight anyway. Regardless, the dude is Latino which means he's accustomed to doing shit jobs for minimum wage. That's good since, given the sad state of the US economy, even the Secret Service has to be budget conscious.

3 comments:

Walter Mairena said...

"Regardless, the dude is Latino which means he's accustomed to doing shit jobs for minimum wage. That's good since, given the sad state of the US economy, even the Secret Service has to be budget conscious.". Still with the racist comments? It's listed on your profile one of your favorite movies is "Y tu mamá tambien" nad one of your favorite musicians is Carlos Santana, please make up your mind before start talking that way.

Parlancheq said...

Walter: ¡Híjole! Have you never been exposed to good old gringo sarcasm before? If not, you need to read my blog more often so you'll be able to recognize it next time you come across it.

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