Thursday, January 29, 2009

Genuine Asswipe

For anyone with a condition that precludes bending in just the right way so as to be able to wipe his or her own ass, this product is no doubt of great benefit.

But please don't tell me people really stick their shit-speckled ass wipers in the dishwasher. Yuck.

1 comment:

Meloncutter said...

Actually I have found a self cleaning device that works very well for this purpose. It is paper free so the green advocates will be very happy.

I just use one of the cats.

Once they get used to it, they don't bite and scratch near as much.

Later Y'all.