Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I'm on a Diet

Dear Iluvhed,

Hey, thanks for the email. Your picture and online profile are pretty cool, too. Not sure that I fit your ideal mate criteria, though, because, to answer the question in your email, no, I do not swallow. Sorry, I know it's only 5 or 6 calories a squirt, but a gal's gotta watch her figure, you know, so every calorie counts.

Kind regards,

It would appear that I need to rework my online dating profile to make it more clear that I am not so desperate as to consider the opportunity to suck off a total and complete fucking loser to be the highlight of my week. Jeez.

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