Friday, February 27, 2009

How to Remove a Splinter

If you think this looks like great fun, but you can't afford its $120 price tag, no problem. You can substitute a chair leg.

14.25-inch-long wooden dildo
Carved for your pleasure by
LegionWood (on Etsy)

Just in case ...

How to remove a splinter: "Depending on the size and where the splinter is located, suck it! The heat from your [lover's] breath opens your pores and draws the splinter out. " ~As seen on Top Tips for Girls