Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fake Friends with Benefits

Way back in 2007 when I first posted about air sex (think air guitar, but replace the fake guitar with an imaginary sex partner) it seemed to be something practiced only by girlfriendless, dorky men in Japan, where practically everyone is a closet perv anyway. (If you're Japanese, don't take offense. That's a compliment. Sort of.)

Turns out, though, that air sex now has its share of aficionados on this side of the Pacific. What's more, it's not just for girlfriendless, dorky men anymore. Women are in on the air action, too.

If you'd like to see air sex performed live, or even give it a try yourself, the World Air Sex Championships are taking place through the end of June at various venues throughout the US and Canada. Not in Boston, though. Oh, shucks. I'll have to make do with air porn (i.e., air sex pics and YouTube videos).

Not just any girl can blow what appears to be a whopping foot-long air dick. Impressive.

I think this is supposed to be air cunnilingus, but it also sort of looks like the guy is saying, "Blah."

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