Friday, June 19, 2009

Like a Virgin

Ladies, I would like to tell you about a truly remarkable product. These Chinese herbal pills available through eBay can "make your vagina as tight as girl's."

As if the fact that the pills "help the flabby vagina to tighten" were not enough to make them worth every penny, they also "wipe off the dead skin of vagina ... restore the young state, increase skin elasticity, reduce wrinkles, dilute stain, and whiten skin."

But wait, there's more. Five minutes after use, a pill "may excite women's ruptured A point, and touch off the level seven sexual orgasm which likes the volcanic eruption."

What are you waiting for? Order today!

The fine print: "Unmarried girl need not use it."

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