Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Man Gives Mother-in-Law Cock

Ugandan newspaper The New Vision reported this gem on an apparent slow news day in Soroti, Uganda:

"SOROTI-A man last week mistook his mother-in-law for his wife. The man, only identified as Ojirot, was drinking with his wife, mother-in-law and other people. After having one too many, Ojirot began pulling his mother-in-law towards himself, asking why she was unresponsive. After several pleas from the woman, he realised he was pulling the wrong person. He paid her sh2,000 [about $1 US] and a cock as a way of appeasing her."

Asked by reporters whether or not this resolved the misunderstanding, Ojirot replied that although his mother-in-law initially acted as if she wasn't interested in his cock, once he offered her money, too, she happily took hold of his cock.

1 comment:

threenewstories said...

It makes me wonder how hot that mother in law musta been, to make him try the old "mistook ya for my wife while drunk" gambit.

I've never had a wife, but I hear it rarely if ever succeeds, unless you offer money with your cock.