Monday, August 16, 2010

Porn: Good for Your Love Life

My lack of postings of late does not mean that I have fallen off the face of the earth. It means I've been busy with other things. Like achieving orgasm through the use of porn. Though perhaps not in the way you might assume.

See, back in April I made a porn video. Wait, don't get too excited; I mean I made a video about porn. Said video caught the eye of two YouTubers. One sent me a message telling me I'm a slut. The other sent me a message inviting me to his house. I figured, if I'm a slut, there should be no harm in going to the house of a random guy encountered over the Internet, so off I went. (After conducting an extensive background check of the guy, of course. I may be a slut but I'm not an idiot.)

To make a long story short, we are now dating. I think. Or maybe we're more like activity/fuck buddies. Hard to say. But whatever, it feels great. And I'm not referring just to the sex part. The hanging out and talking moments are awesome, too. I've never felt so totally in sync and comfortable with a member of the male species.

I'm tempted to give him a blog pseudonym so I can sprinkle references to him in future posts. But he might not even like that I've said this much, so I'll hold off for now. After all, I don't want to jeopardize the chances he and I will have future intimate encounters. Because then I may have to start watching porn again. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It just pales in comparison to the real deal.



As seen in the Ville, August 15, 2010

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